Country Theatre Fan Gifts

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Daughters on the beach

Modern Major General

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

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"That was definitely mine."

Cockerel sings the blues...

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Countess

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Little ship of horrors

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Towny Music Night.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Tristan and Isolde

Bette Midler

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Madonna's London stage debut.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.