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The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Daughters on the beach

Modern Major General

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

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"That was definitely mine."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'm putting you on country music."

Tristan and Isolde

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Little ship of horrors

Towny Music Night.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Countess

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'