Country Squire Gifts

Gentleman and the Postman

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

The 'tough' life of a boy growing up in upper-class Britain.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Knight

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

A centi-stampede.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

Making Things Pleasant.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Urban Squirrels

Johnny Cashpoint.

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Heart of America or Bypass

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

Two sides to a question

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

'Which do you prefer being called...'rich' or job creator'?'

I'd like to go on a merit based pay system.