Country Squire Pillows

Gentleman and the Postman

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

The 'tough' life of a boy growing up in upper-class Britain.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Knight

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

A centi-stampede.

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

Making Things Pleasant.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

Johnny Cashpoint.

Urban Squirrels

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Heart of America or Bypass

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

Two sides to a question

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

'Which do you prefer being called...'rich' or job creator'?'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 3

"They'd be further behind other countries in Geography if they could name more countries."