Country Pub Pillows

'It's OK to walk - they've just put on a fresh barrel.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

City Boy.

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Men's fragrances...

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

"I forget to drink."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Barman In Love.

'The Saxon King' pub

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Just water for me, please."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'