Country Pub Gifts

'It's OK to walk - they've just put on a fresh barrel.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

Beer Stall

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I know it's gassy...'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Have you seen my dad?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

Men's fragrances...

"I forget to drink."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Barman In Love.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Infinity Tavern

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"Just water for me, please."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."