Country Musicians Gifts

Country Music's first major black star, Charlie Pride, dies of complications of Covid-19

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Towny Music Night.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Supply was out of harps.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Music from the moon.

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Cowpunk

The Invention of Country Music.

Here's a little number I wrote from bitter personal experience...

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."