Country Musicians Gifts

Country Music's first major black star, Charlie Pride, dies of complications of Covid-19

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Elvis Presley

Cockerel sings the blues...

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Towny Music Night.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

The Invention of Country Music.

Here's a little number I wrote from bitter personal experience...

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

Cowpunk

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Music from the moon.

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'