Country Groove Lover Pillows

'Do you smell something burning?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

The Cattle show Week.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Horse Clean-up

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

The Scenic Route

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

It was an impulse buy.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Home Sweet Home On The Range

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing