Country Groove Lover Gifts

'Do you smell something burning?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Horse Clean-up

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

The Scenic Route

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

It was an impulse buy.

Home Sweet Home On The Range

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Hieroglyphic disco dancer