Country Dance Lover Pillows

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Cossack dancers

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Towny Music Night.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

The Cattle show Week.

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Scot country dancing,

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

It was an impulse buy.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Cowpunk

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Home Sweet Home On The Range