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"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Cossack dancers

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

Cockerel sings the blues...

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Towny Music Night.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

Horse Clean-up

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Scot country dancing,

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

The Scenic Route

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

It was an impulse buy.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Cowpunk

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)