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"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

Towny Music Night.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Cowpunk

The Invention of Country Music.

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Musical Cows

A home where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver