Country Fest Enthusiast Gifts

"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

"I'm putting you on country music."

Towny Music Night.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

The Invention of Country Music.

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Cowpunk

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

A home where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play.

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'