Counting Fanatic Gifts

'One, two, three, four!'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I'm working from home today."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Good dog!'

'He took a fetching class.'

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."