Counting Fanatic Gifts

'One, two, three, four!'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Good dog!'

'He took a fetching class.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"I miscounted."