Counterterrorism Specialist Gifts

Sting Operation x 2

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The Anti-Agent

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Minority Report

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

AI Safety Officer

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

CCTV in church.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Information about information about information about information.

'Airbag safety feature.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

How to create a password you can remember...

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Internet Shoplifting

'You're charged with 10 counts of cyber crime. We're going to throw the kindle at you. . .'

Diary of a DNA Cop

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Upload Filter

The Government is now following you...

Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.