Counterterrorism Specialist Mugs

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The Anti-Agent

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

AI Safety Officer

CCTV in church.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Information about information about information about information.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'Airbag safety feature.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

How to create a password you can remember...

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

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Internet Shoplifting

Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'