Cybersecurity Specialist Mugs

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I want you to hear it from me before you hear it from the hackers who broke into our files."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

"This one is for cybersecurity."

"And who's been trawling through my personal information?"

Phishing for cyber information

"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'And I think you'll be very impressed with the new network security system we just installed!'

"He says he''s working on some patches, exploits and vulnerabilities, but I know hacking when I see it."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

How to create a password you can remember...

"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'So, are you saying that in the future I shouldn't open any email attachments labeled, 'deadly computer virus'?'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I'm not surfing the dark web, the wi-fi's down again."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I think we've been hacked."

"I deal with the physical security while Junior is our cyber specialist..."

"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."

'Jill's right. 'The system was hacked and data compromised' sounds better than 'the cleaning people took it.'"

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"Carla, will you be the answer to my security question?"

"Remember when there was something called the 'private sector?'"

"Do you think it will help if I put that I did IT work for the government on my resume?" "Depends on which government you're talking about."

'Doris, if you're here, who is guarding the firewall'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."