Cyber Security Specialist Mugs

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"'Woof-woof'? That's your idea of a secure password?"

Burglar using fake news as his weapon of choice.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Minority Report

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

AI Safety Officer

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"So who is this First pet?"

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