Cybersecurity Specialist Prints

The Government is now following you...

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.

'Welcome to Facebook. To reset your password, please enter your Social Security number.'

"I want you to hear it from me before you hear it from the hackers who broke into our files."

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"And who's been trawling through my personal information?"

"This one is for cybersecurity."

Phishing for cyber information

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"He says he''s working on some patches, exploits and vulnerabilities, but I know hacking when I see it."

'And I think you'll be very impressed with the new network security system we just installed!'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."

How to create a password you can remember...

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'So, are you saying that in the future I shouldn't open any email attachments labeled, 'deadly computer virus'?'

"I'm not surfing the dark web, the wi-fi's down again."

"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'Jill's right. 'The system was hacked and data compromised' sounds better than 'the cleaning people took it.'"

"Carla, will you be the answer to my security question?"

"I deal with the physical security while Junior is our cyber specialist..."

"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."

"I think we've been hacked."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'