Counter-terrorism Gifts

John Brennan

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

The Scanner Of Love.

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'