Counselor Admirer Pillows

'The hounds had me wounded and cornered: Of course I got angry!'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"You're completely screwed up."

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Personal Relationship Counsellor

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"After 20 years of marriage, don't you think it's time you stopped calling your husband 'that Harold person'?"

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

Early career fair