Counseling Enthusiasts Pillows

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

'Do these hovering black helicopters have anything to do with you?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Personal Relationship Counsellor

'Therapy in L.A.'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

Express Therapy

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'The way this works is that you say the first thing that comes to your mind...'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'