Couple's Counselor Fan Pillows

Couple sitting on a sofa with a filing cabinet marked 'issues' between them.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Personal Relationship Counsellor

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

A woman thinks of flowers and a man thinks of a prison cell.

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'Sharing the same skin-type is fine. But, as a basis for a stable marriage...'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"After 20 years of marriage, don't you think it's time you stopped calling your husband 'that Harold person'?"

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'Don't you be dissing the Ho' now!'

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

"I thought I could change him but he's the same dog he's always been."

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

Early career fair

'I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun.'

"I feel we've had a good session today."

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'