Council Contract Chaser Gifts

Got a council contract chaser in your life? Find the perfect humorous and thoughtful gifts that highlight their creative hustle. Whether they’re sealing deals or chasing leads, these products add a light-hearted touch to their busy day. Explore our range of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, each designed to bring a smile and a bit of personality to their work routine. Show appreciation for their drive with unique items that speak to their dedicated spirit and creative flair.

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'With the threat of ABS's competing for Council work is going to get even harder...'

'With the threat of ABS's competing for Council work is going to get even harder...' mockup

'With the threat of ABS's competing for Council work is going to get even harder...'

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

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Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul mockup

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

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"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood." mockup

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

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Danger Falling Leaves

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Unusual Offers

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money. mockup

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

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"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?" mockup

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

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'Let's run it through legal.'

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'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?' mockup

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

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"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..." mockup

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

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Corporate Lawyers

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'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.' mockup

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

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Seasonal shopping.

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"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

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'Internet access... internet access....'

'Internet access... internet access....' mockup

'Internet access... internet access....'

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Applications

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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'Ready for another roll of the dice?' mockup

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

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'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.' mockup

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

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Estate Agent Office

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Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.' mockup

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

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'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him' mockup

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

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'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.'

'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.' mockup

'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.'

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Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'

Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.' mockup

Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'

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'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?' mockup

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

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'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.' mockup

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

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"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

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'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?' mockup

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

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'Well, the new contract appears to be a win-win, just not for physicians.'

'Well, the new contract appears to be a win-win, just not for physicians.' mockup

'Well, the new contract appears to be a win-win, just not for physicians.'

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Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Bored road worker painting a smilie face mockup

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

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'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.' mockup

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

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Employee help

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Council Contract Chaser Gifts Collection

Council Contract Chaser Mugs

Explore our range of clever mugs that celebrate the creative and relentless spirit of council contract chasers—perfect for coffee lovers who mean business.

Council Contract Chaser Pillows

Find humorous pillows that add personality and comfort to any space—perfect for council contract chasers who like to keep things cozy and light-hearted.

Council Contract Chaser Prints

Brighten their workspace with bold prints that showcase the creative hustle of a council contract chaser—unique pieces that inspire and amuse.

Council Contract Chaser T-Shirts

Discover witty and creative t-shirts designed for contract chasers—ideal for expressing their dedication and sense of humor on any casual day.