Council Affairs Gifts

Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'

'That's our mission statement.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Danger Falling Leaves

SF NO

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We're out of duct tape.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Trumpled

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'For those of you who don't wish to know the results of our executives pay...turn away now.'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"