Council Employee Gifts

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

Potholing in Peckham.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Quality Control

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Danger Falling Leaves

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Sinalization.

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

'So, you're a little Hitler? You're hired.'

Urban lunch

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

Tombola Winner

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Power corrupts: McDonalds.

SF NO

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"I hear you're something big in the city?"