Council Worker Gifts

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Danger Falling Leaves

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"Turn me into a toad if you like, Ma'am, but that still won't bring your building up to code."

Council Flat/Arts Council Flat

Citizens Advice

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

Gone Out - Check With Our PR Agency For An Official Statement

'It'll have to come down - you failed to apply for proper planning permission...'

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"We have reason to believe you've been fly-tipping."

'You'd better stop there, my council funding's just been cut.'

'Don't become a police officer or a nurse or a fireman or a teacher or a council worker or a...'

"And what makes you think you have the necessary qualities for working on the bins?"

"The council were selling off the local playing fields, so I brought one."

"Are you from the council...?"

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

'The council are taking this cull of pigeons seriously...'

'What happened to this cottage pie?' 'Two men from the council came round and condemmed it.'

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

'Things must be in a sorry state - it's been declared an area of outstanding natural beauty!'

'The council is running an opinion poll to ask residents whether opinion polls should be banned.'

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

'Council Planning Dept.'

"Ere! Who turned down planning permission for a Marzipan and Ginger bread extension?"

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

Painting of the wall

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Quality Control

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.