Council Affairs T-Shirts

Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'

'That's our mission statement.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Danger Falling Leaves

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'We're out of duct tape.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Trumpled

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

'For those of you who don't wish to know the results of our executives pay...turn away now.'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."