Couch Potato Reader Pillows

Man watching book being read on television.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

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Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I wait on him hand and foot and foot and foot and ...'