Couch Potato Critic Pillows

Inactivity book

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I've decided to redecorate...starting with you!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Artificial Intelligence

'Prepare yourself for a shock.'

The Wise Men and The Lazy Men.

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"In da house"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."