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Inactivity book

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I've decided to redecorate...starting with you!"

"Here - what have I told you about sitting too near to the screen?"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Artificial Intelligence

'Prepare yourself for a shock.'

The Wise Men and The Lazy Men.

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Origins Of Evolution

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Couch Potatoes

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'