Couch Potato Apologist T-Shirts

Health Club. what's your favorite low-impact exercise? Turning over in bed.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Couch Potatoes

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"In da house"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.