Couch Potato Apologist Prints

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'