Couch Potato Observer Pillows

'I wait on him hand and foot and foot and foot and ...'

'You're in here silently hating me, aren't you?'

'Are there any signs of intelligent life?'

"I'm not really a finicky eater, but someone has to maintain some standards around here."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Happy Brithday

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"