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'I wait on him hand and foot and foot and foot and ...'

'You're in here silently hating me, aren't you?'

'Are there any signs of intelligent life?'

"I'm not really a finicky eater, but someone has to maintain some standards around here."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Origins Of Evolution

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

Happy Brithday

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"In da house"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"