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'Hey buddy, would you mind getting me a beer out the fridge?'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Origins Of Evolution

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Happy Brithday

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"In da house"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"We've lost the remote."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

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