Couch Potato Guru T-Shirts

'The following program contains nudity and graphic violence and may be offensive to some viewers...'

Remote-controlled window.

'Put it on my 'to do' list...'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Happy Brithday

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

"In da house"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"