Couch Potato Guru Mugs

'The following program contains nudity and graphic violence and may be offensive to some viewers...'

Remote-controlled window.

'Put it on my 'to do' list...'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Happy Brithday

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'She'll never look for me here.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."