Couch Potato Lifestyle Enthusiast Mugs

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"In da house"

Happy Brithday

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"He's fine, Ma'm."