Couch Potato Culture Aficionado Mugs

'Whatever you had in there. . . I think it's called 'deleted scenes'.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Couch Potatoes

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"We've lost the remote."

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."