Couch Potato Culture Aficionado Mugs

'Whatever you had in there. . . I think it's called 'deleted scenes'.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Couch Potatoes

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"We've lost the remote."