Couch Potato Explorer Mugs

'Hey buddy, would you mind getting me a beer out the fridge?'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"In da house"

Happy Brithday

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"We've lost the remote."

"There's the remote!"

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

'Now that I have your attention...'

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"