Couch Potato Journalist Pillows

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Happy Brithday

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"There's the remote!"

"Bird of paradise, my ass."