Couch Potato And Proud Gifts

They tell us we have to save energy. Well he hasn't expended any in fifteen years.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Homo Zapiens

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"He's fine, Ma'm."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"There's the remote!"