Couch Potato And Proud Gifts

They tell us we have to save energy. Well he hasn't expended any in fifteen years.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

University Soapflakes

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Unconditional Loveseat

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Lockdown Brain

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."