Couch Potato Analysts Pillows

'Ralph never switched to digital TV but, since he never stops watching, he hasn't noticed there's nothing on'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'She'll never look for me here.'

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Couch Potatoes

Happy Brithday

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."