Couch Potato Strategist Pillows

'She'll never look for me here.'

My dad likes watching documentaries.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Happy Brithday

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"There's the remote!"

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."