Couch Potato Strategist Prints

'She'll never look for me here.'

My dad likes watching documentaries.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Happy Brithday

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"There's the remote!"

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

Easy Listening for lazy people.

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Funny, isn't it? The TV screens get flatter and your belly gets rounder.

"Lift your stems."