Couch Potato Analysts Gifts

'Ralph never switched to digital TV but, since he never stops watching, he hasn't noticed there's nothing on'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'She'll never look for me here.'

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Origins Of Evolution

Couch Potatoes

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

Happy Brithday

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"In da house"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."