Couch Escapist Gifts

"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Clock watcher

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."