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'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."

'When was the last time you saw your TV remote?'

'This man is wanted in connection with a discarded crisp packet on Saturday 14 July this year...'

Closed Circuit TV

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

TV-Man

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Missing Easter Egg

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."