Couch Debate Enthusiast Gifts

"Should we watch the lighthearted workplace comedy or the dystopian workplace drama?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Couch and Potato

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"I don't think this is doing me any good."

'Next on News 7...GM offers to bail out the government in the event of a shutdown...'

Emotional Baggage Handler

Eventual Motion Machine